You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.

educated-ignorance:

hersheywrites:

Y’all quick as fuck with these gifs.

This was important though.

I need every pretentious college student to see this tho. This is an important PSA.

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cyberho:


mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

cyberho:

mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

I always play women i would date. -Angelina Jolie.

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fuckyeahsnackables:

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

OMG

fuckyeahsnackables:


 Sebastian Stan @ Ermenegildo Zegna Essenze fragrance collection at the “King Lear” Cast Party, 08.05.14 


Needs more face bones

fuckyeahsnackables:

Sebastian Stan @ Ermenegildo Zegna Essenze fragrance collection at the “King Lear” Cast Party, 08.05.14 

Needs more face bones

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andy065:

Fuck your house.

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dailyactress:

Beyonce

dailyactress:

Beyonce